Monthly Archives: September 2013

Hey you pretty

Retard mode: 100/100

If I were shy: “Omg no lah please don’t call me that again :(”
If I were ego: “Yes pls you jelly? I also wonder how I ended up so chio… I mean it’s quite impossible to be someone this pretty right?”
If I were humble: “Oh my goodness, you flatter me, I’m not as beautiful as you think. There are 6.9 billion people in this world and 6899999999 of them are definitely prettier than me.”

Ok shit that goes through my head while bathing HAHAHA. It’s been almost a week since Promos are over!!! It’s the best freedom I’ve ever tasted (umm.. sorta). Just what I’ve done this (really) long weekend? Nothing. No guilt at all. And that’s amazing. I’ve been doing nothing except chasing dramas and movies every night, lazing around as if my holidays have really started.

I’ve also started working, as a hotel banquet server together with Gracie hehe. I won’t say it is very enjoyable (mugging at Starbucks for 6 hours > walking around with a tray for 6 hours) but I guess it’s a good working experience for me. Experience evidently doesn’t bring with it competence- in just one day of work I’ve had my fair share of colleagues who are so freaking lazy and jump at every opportunity to skive. It made me a stronger supporter of feminism as well UH OH DID I JUST ACCIDENTALLY REVEAL WHAT WAS THE DAMNED GENDER OF MY COLLEAGUES? What the flying heck, you’re around my age too, and you obviously do not call the shots. Got really motivated and I swore to Gracie that I’d work really really hard so that I’d become the boss of his boss. And Gracie said “Huh, me even higher please” HAHAHA. I’d trample over you with my big fat thighs 🙂

Took a selfie which looks really nice (eh really HAHAHA) but I’m not shameless enough to put it up… but I think I look quite cute leh HAHAHA.

Will be working a few days a week when I feel like it… here’s a toast to my additional source of income to supplement my extravagant lifestyle lately hehe.

Events in my beautiful life recently:

Late MAF with Delta ’13
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Unfortunately there were not many people who turned up because of ongoing examinations/damn suay- but I really wanted to see the lights at Gardens By The Bay cause I’m a sucker for night lights HAHA.

Buffet Town with Chua
I have one conclusion: I guess I’ll stick to Japanese buffets all my life. HAHA.

Szemin’s birthday surprise
I bought the cake!!! The Doraemon cake HAHAHA

This Sze Min is a terrible girl man, we entered the room and started singing her birthday song and she replied “But it’s not my birthday today!” LOL HAHAHA. So cute seriously 😀

Tomorrow I’ll have work, and Saturday I’m meeting the love of my life HAHAA RAYMOND LAM FUNG I AM COMING FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AFTER WHAT 2 YEARS?!?!?! Oh my god HAHAHA feeling the similar anticipation I had before SWC II SG, the feeling of meeting your beloved idol for the first time omg ;’) Wanted to catch them at the airport, but… so difficult to get hold of their flight details unless I’m a fan club member- which I can’t be bothered with because of 1. The commitment (uh oh I can’t commit to a idol-fan relationship either HAHAHA) and 2. Bad experiences I had as a Wonderful 😦

That’s beside the point anyway. I’M MEETING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE GUYS PLEASE BE EXCITED FOR ME HAHAHAHA EVEN THOUGH HE IS DOUBLE MY AGE (I’m 17 and sadly my husband is 34)



Last late night

Blogging because I’m so burnt out from Chemistry, or rather studying. I honestly think I will fail Chem this time round haha. I have never felt so unprepared for the Chemistry paper, because most topics this year were built on foundations from Year 3 and 4, which I think I’m not that bad in hehehe BUT THIS TIME OMG ORGANIC CHEMISTRY WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME???

But something keeps me going: it’s 12 more hours to the end HAHAHA. TO THE END OF STUDYING SO DAMN HARD THE PAST TWO MONTHS.

I didn’t even mug so hard for PSLE HAHAHA (well, that was my last national exam LOL). Felt that I could do better for Math and Geog given how much I studied, but it’s okay….. at least I feel that I can pass HAHA. May the results not slap me in the face when they return though.

Eagerly anticipating the end- but I guess it’ll be a long night ahead 😐 The last long night though hehe. LET’S GO I CAN DO THIS :’)

Helplessly stupid

Feeling so helpless now.

It seems as if no matter how early I start studying, no matter how much of a conscientious learner I am (I swear I have been consistently reading my notes for the whole term, and I started mugging for Promos from BLOODY JULY),

I’ll never be able to finish studying for Geography. But yet it’s one of the subjects I really want to pass.

Ok no shit, I want to pass every subject -_- time to stop whining and move on.

5 days to the start, 8 days to the end.

Spiritually rich, materially poor

It’s 1.21am and I’m feeling like an ultimate retard-

These are the only things I’ve done since 6.30pm (after I came home cold and hungry from Starbucks):

1. Stalked rvzoo(1-21) on Instagram, having laughing fits and sharing gazillions of screenshots on our class WhatsApp group
2. Ate dinner (spaghetti with lots of seafood and omg my stomach growls again)
3. Read The Time Traveler’s Wife

And aha I’m done with the book after ~4 hours wts. I am the biggest retard in the entire world. I deactivated my largest distraction- Twitter and I end up finding new distractions for myself…

But it’s okay. Reading books make me feel a lot richer, as opposed to refreshing my feed every minute. Hehe. I have no more uncompleted books anymore, I hope I won’t end up starting on another one, or another drama/movie. It’s 7 days to the start of Promos.

I’m pretty afraid actually. Or rather, really really afraid. You have got to be, especially when it’s a week to the exams and you’re still getting more than half of Chemistry MCQ questions wrong, or getting stuck on a simple question in a case study such as “Account for the trend of _____”.

Or worse, I still have no clue how caves form.

Burdened by books

1. Gracie’s concert on Aug 30

A picture with my sexy 4G girls and the sexy performer that day woohoo. I would say I felt a little… upset for the performers? There were so many people who promised to come and backed out at the very end- making the venue look rather empty :\ It was a really bad day anyway, had a horrible tummy ache on my way there. It was so bad that I squatted down in the train HAHAHA with everyone looking. And I was squeezing my mouth shut wherever I went, was afraid that I’d just merlion my lunch out oops.

2. Night Festival afterwards

I look like a celebrity, don’t I? HAHAHA ok please celebrities aren’t as round as me. This year’s Night Festival was more interesting than the last, or at least that’s how I felt.

3. Teachers’ Day

I wanted to visit Clementi Primary, but everyone else in RV were saying stuff like “Aiyah everyone sure go back to their secondary school one lah”. The rest of the RV CPS kiddos wanted to mug, so we gave it a miss this year. We’d probably give it a miss next year as well, sigh that’s one of the “perks of being in an IP school”. I don’t have a secondary school to return to LOL.

Cards that I made for teachers teaching me this year woohoo. I guess it was time I show my appreciation for bugging them tutorials after tutorials and asking endless (pointless?) questions in class. So proud of myself leh but I sacrificed one whole night for it HAHAHA COULD HAVE DONE A PAPER OR SOMETHING.

ANYWAY THE RESPONSE INSIDE IS NOT STANDARDIZED OK IT IS COMPLETELY PERSONALISED HAHA. And I know the card design is childish please I had no money so I dug up my siblings’ stickers from the past… the white papers are recycled paper from my rejected GPP and the coloured papers are leftover from my brother. TALK ABOUT BUDGET HAHAHA OMG It still looks nice (to me) okay!!! If you consider me as a primary school kid it’ll be a really nice card… right? I am so poor nowadays SOB WHY.

Cupcakes that Beatrice baked for our FTs!!! Hahaha I look forward to every month because there are always baking treats hehehe.

4. Books

GOODBYE I HAVE SLACKED YESTERDAY AND TODAY AWAY, feeling so guilty but I’ve paid off my sleep debt I guess! I had about 3 hours of nap on both days HAHA. GP was really really bad, I haven’t felt so bad for GP in a while because I know I suck at it anyway, but thinking back on my essay…

Man I was really out of point. Sigh. I thought an E for GP was bad enough, it’s gonna get worse.

SCREWED UP MY FIRST PAPER, better do well for the next 4 ugh. I guess I’m not gonna be blogging frequently until Promos are over! BYE 🙂